OH DEAR. the blog post, post break-up

Let's talk about how I'm honestly looking up Celine Dion in Vegas tickets right now. It would be the best 100 bucks I've ever spent.. (besides maybe the beach cruiser that I bought). nope. actually, going to that Celine Dion concert would be BETTER than looking cute every day on my bike. seriously though. Let's also talk about how I am being annoying x12 on twitter these past couple days. Sorry guyzzz. and also I have started using Z's at the end of my words just to be stupid. Oh & I have been sleeping naked a lot. that's new. It's liberating; makes me feel free! I don't even have my best friend here to boob to about my break-up. he's like preparing to serve the Lord and all that in the MTC. & that's great and all, but I need him. I've been youtubing break-up songs. (yes it's THAT bad!) yikes. & I'm that girl that like texts him a thousand times then says, oh sorry. I just need to leave you alone. & then I text him again. I know I'm being totally annoying... and that is an understatement, but my heart is kind of broken & the sad face :( isn't going to do justice for the way I feel right now. Everyone goes through break-ups. I'm just that one pathetic girl that takes a long time to heal. & not to mention I'm the jealous type. So I'm all getting defensive & stalkerish. Someone please just save my dignity for me!!! I'm embarrassing myself! k, time to go listen to some more sad songs, eat more comfort food, & cry about my life. p.s. my teenage life is about to end. Maybe things will change when I turn 20. oh & I'm kinda mad that we broke up before my birthday.... I'm such a selfish brat. hahaha who wants to buy me presents?! kbye. oh & one last thing, although I am trying to be funny in order to get over my break-up, I really do care for him more than he realizes. & he'll always have a special place in my heart.

Disney Movies are Golden.

I think we can all agree on this. Disney movies are pure gold. Each one has a different story to be told; a different lesson to be taught. Without Disney, my childhood would have sucked. 4 reel doe. I don't know why I just felt the need to get all gangsta on you all, but that just happened. Moving on... while we are on the topic of Disney & how wonderful it is, would anyone want to take me to Disneyland anytime soon? I'm like dying to go. I have this Disney-O-metor inside my heart that refills when I get to go, and I have to refill it at least once a year or my soul will die a painful death. It's getting pretty low.... I guess I could go watch some movies to hold me over for a little while. At the moment my sister is upstairs crying about her online typing assignment; maybe I should go invite her to accompany me in watching a magical Disney movie. #FACT Disney makes the world go round. but not the stupid crap they play on disney channel these days. That stuff is not acceptable.

Funderwear Splurge for all!!

Let's talk about the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale ok? A.K.A. my excuse for spending lots of money on bras, underwear, and PINK clothing. So it's always a crazy mess in the stores during the sale. Yesterday, in Vegas, my sister and I decided to brave the massive crowd and dig our way into the store. Bins of underwear/bras EVERYWHERE! It's like a display of heaven labeled with XS, S, M, & L. Every time you turn around you've got some lady all up in your personal space reaching into a bin. I may have almost gotten in a rumble with an Asian girl yesterday. Alright, you pulled my arm, I'll tell you about it. So I'm like diggin through this bin of freaking cute panties and this chick and her friend pop up and start "discussing" how cute they are. "OMG! I rove these rittle panties!" & I'm like... okay, back off... MY UNDERWEAR. The one girl starts shoving me and reaching into MY bin, reaching for the same underwear that I had JUST been looking at. annoying right? I couldn't even handle myself. I wanted to push her over with my butt... but instead I just left the table. Ever seen mean girls? I imagined it like that... all the girls wanting to kill each other for a pair of undies. I found some cute ones anyway, survived the sale, and managed to not spend all of my money. It was great. It's always great! I heart VS, but mostly during the semi-annual, because that's like Christmas. Underwear for everyone! YAY!

Dove Chocolate for life.

once upon a time I taught gymnastics & one of my girls on team gave me a bag full of dove chocolates after practice. & I was like... are you trying to make me fat? So because of #YOLO, I ate all of the chocolates when I got home. Ashamed, I unwrapped every piece. During my depressing chocolate binge I was rather inspired by all of the great quotes on the wrappers. My favorite ones were the ones that told me it was acceptable to be doing what I was doing... haha there are creamies with those too. (go ahead, eat another creamie!) & I'm like ok, I can do that. Anywhoooo... my cousin is going through a bad break-up & she "needs" me. hahaha so I proceeded to text her the words of "inspiration" that were magically coming to my brain. (via the remains of the devoured chocolates) Am I the best cousin ever or what? She bought herself a paddle boat & named it Shamu.. (as in the KILLER whale at seaworld?) so that's cool. In my opinion, it should help her get over her 2 years of demolished love quicker. Unless of course she really wants to date him again, in that case, I've got more dove wrapper quotes for her. Either way, Dove will always be there for me. (& sierra) Once again, CHOCOLATE SAVES THE DAY!! p.s. I think there are really like 6 shamus... I don't think there is just one. Seaworld has deceived the minds of many children for many years. shame on you shamu.

It's a Pillow, It's a Pet, It's a PILLOW PET.

These days we've got "Cuddle-uppets" (blankets that are puppets), pillows that are pets, & slippers that have ears (stompeez). What the crap?! What happened to the good old days when a blanket was a blanket, a pillow was a pillow, & slippers weren't gay? {I'm not going to bash on snuggies though, because those are rad. I don't care who you are.) What about plants that are people? (chia pets) those were cool.... or babies full of beans haha. Bears that you can doodle on? Little animals in the palm of your hand? (I had 2 tomagotchis that I loved with all of my heart.. before they died.) Don't even get me started on freaking Furby's. They scared me worse than the movie, "watcher in the woods" (also a classic). What happened to the good stuff?! Remember Sky Dancers or Polly Pockets? those were SWEET. Oh & back in the day Barbies/American Girl Dolls used to be the key to popularity. I remember my sister wanted an American Girl her entire life... & never got one. (hahahhahaha) Now it's "Bratz dolls", "Squinkies", & even Justin Beibs dolls. I mean, I love JB don't get me wrong, but I don't think I would play with the barbie doll version.. okay maybe I would now that I think about it. Never mind that though. I just wish there weren't so many ridiculous infomercials for stupid things. No, I don't want to buy a pillow that turns into a castle when you shove it inside itself. That's all. #90's love forever. oh & p.s. television shows were top notch back in the day... at least they play goosebump, spongebob, and tom & jerry still.