I almost just kidnapped a dog.

but really. I almost just kidnapped a dog. It's name was Romeo. It had dreadlocks & it was in the middle of the road. I saved its life like four times. stupid dog kept running in the road. but don't worry, I started singing "arms of an angel" by sarah mclachlan & I saved that dog. Today my car also over-heated. I swear it was going to blow up. A nice boy saved me. I also witnessed a tire blow-out on the freeway. (it was so scary! the guy was spinning all over the place!! don't worry, a trucker stopped to help him.) so yeah. I almost stole a dog, I almost died, & I almost died again. Have a great conference weekend everyone!! p.s. I get to go to SLC with my boyyyfren tomorrow for conference... & that's cool. :)

GURL, I think my butt is big!!

I don't have time to do homework, but I always find time to blog. today's topic: YOGA PANTS!! yes! the almighty yoga pants. If you don't have a pair, you need some. There are many types of girls in this world... the type that wear yoga pants for exercise, the ones that wear yoga pants solely because they make their butt look nice, & the kind that think they are classier to wear to school than a pair of jeans. All 3 of these types are valid... except for the last one really. Yoga pants are anything BUT classy. They are comfy though! I am not going to lie, my butt looks ROCKIN' in my yogas! I'm sure guys think we are stupid for wearing them, but hey, if I want to feel good about my butt, I'm going to wear my yoga pants eerrywhere! The worst is when your favorite pair get really worn out & start to get rips in the crotch...oh & they start becoming 'see-through' UGH!! why?! why can't they just stay in perfect condition forever?! hmm.. maybe it's because my butt is so big & nice... they can't handle my butt. that's my excuse. Guys, don't bash on us for wearing yogas. we like them. & we don't care that you don't. or maybe some of you do? if you are a guy & you appreciate a girl who loves her bum, then I appreciate you!

Where has all my hair gone?

Shedding. I have extremely thick hair, but I swear half of it is covering my apartment. I feel bad when I find my hair all over the bathroom rug... but hey, what can I do? Maybe I'll start wearing a hairnet... ALWAYS. hmm... investigation time. Why do we shed our hair? I did some research & came up with a few different reasons why. 1) it could be damage from your blow dryer. Try not using a blow dryer every single time you wash your hair. Instead try round brushing & air-drying your hair. 2) damage from a straightener/curling iron is another huge reason why hair falls out. Too much heat processing & harsh chemicals cause thinning 3) Maybe you're just Lady GAGA & you do ridiculous things with your hair like using too much hair dye or making a hat out of your hair
4) vitamins!! I have found that I don't lose as much hair when I am taking vitamins regularly. i.e. biotin, prenatal 5) It could also be a bad diet {anorexics, or those with poor diets often lose large amounts of hair} 6) Maybe try a new shampoo! If you have a serious hair thinning issue, maybe rogaine is the answer for you.
I feel sorry for my roommates because I am such a shedd. haha If you are a shedd, do something about it. The people you live with will appreciate it. haha but really...

shedd
	A shedd is that hairy roommate and/or suitemate who clogs up the shower drain and forces someone else to clean up his hair in the toilet, sink, and/or shower. Typically a derogatory term of endearment and tolerance with a twist of annoyance.

CATDOG - - the cartoon

So all of you 90's children remember the Nickelodeon TV series CATDOG right? The cartoon about the smart, mean cat & the dumb, funny dog stuck together? I mean... it was a long time ago so I don't exactly remember everything about the idiotic show. I do however, have a question that I ponder about often; how did catdog pee & poop??? Like really?! come on people.... they are conjoined at the stomach! I don't even want to the think about the possible ways they could arrange a 'restroom' situation.... freaking gross. I also think about how a big cow & a scrawny little chicken could be brothers. {the other weird cartoon called Cow & Chicken} & also how did they come out of humans? & also... why do you only get to see their parents legs? never their heads? haha which also makes me think about the Power Puff Girls! you never see the Mayor's secretary's head! {I forgot her name... but if anyone remembers it please let me know. It's driving me nuts} It's all very interesting & puzzling. I guess a cat & a dog that can't poop is better than watching Dora the spanish Explorer though.

Fall off a chair off a table #YOLO

Today has been so great. There were so many things that went wrong that I don't even want to complain about them because it would just piss me off even more. I am going to tell you about the best part of today though! lucky you!! So imagine the crappiest day you have ever had.... {got it pictured in your brain?} okay now add this scenario on top of it....
[ hi my name is saige & I am a teachers aid for professor Cless young & Dr. Tatton. In Dr. T's class today the students were learning about reflexes. Like usual, I was asked to be an "example". Dr. T put my chair on top of the desk in front of the entire class. So I'm sitting there on the chair & he was testing my "reflexes" He taps my knee with the little hammer thing & my leg flies into the air. good news: I am alive & my reflexes are very responsive. BAD NEWS: the chair wasn't completely on the table & my little leg kick led to my chair falling backwards.... OFF THE TABLE. so yeah. that was awesome. & embarrassing]
I laughed it off of course.... but I can't say I'm proud of it. & needless to say I am still on my period & very emotional. oh AND I had to watch a live birth today. {not pretty}  Have a great day everyone. Don't fall off anything. #YOLO 

the POCKET in my FUNderWEAR

Have you ever noticed the little pocket in your underwear? Have you ever found yourself wondering what the heck it's for? Maybe I'm just weird... but I think about it a lot. Almost every single time I sit down on the porcelain throne I find myself thinking of ways that I can make the little pocket useful. I use it to hold my cell phone if there isn't anywhere sanitary to set it down. I also use it to hold my tampon in while I'm 'prepping'. What do you think it's for? Why in the world would the creators of underwear make sure there was a little pocket in every pair of undies?? I think yoga panties are the exception though. anyway... just an odd wonder to think about. & while we are on the topic of underwear... let's talk about {THONGS} why why why would anyone have the desire to wear a thong? I guess I just don't understand. I have worn thongs. I own thongs. but do I enjoy wearing them? no. do I prefer wearing them? NO.
[ I would rather floss my teeth..... ]
underwear are supposed to be FUNderWEAR. get it? (fun to wear) forget it... just some silly phrase my mother uses. she has lots of those silly phrases. Have a great day! thanks for reading!
p.s. don't get your panties in a wad!

yeah... what a great idea. sexy diaper thongs for the baby. ^

KENDRA - - my period.

yes, my period does have a name. her name is Kendra. She's a princess diva. My dear cousin Sierra also named her period. (Tracy) Tracy & Kendra are friends. Today is one of the many 1st day's of Hell week for me. Kendra came to visit this morning & she plans on staying with me for the next week. (as if school isn't hard enough to attend already) Kendra is being awfully mean to me today... & I don't appreciate it. Highlights of my day so far- 1) took an extremely hot shower & laid down in the tub for an hour 2) found a tampon in one of my old purses so I can prolong going to walmart to buy a new box of lady products. 3) I'm wearing my favorite period granny pantie underwear & my striped footie pajamas {random fact: shark brains are the same shape as the uterus. thus period week could be considered shark week}
That's all of my complaining for now. Have a happy period! always!