My Father is Auctioning me off to the Single Men

Last night whilst watching the production of Aladdin at Tuacahn, I realized that I am Princess Jasmine. Why? Because we are similar in every way but one. (I'm the whitest girl you know, & the real princess Jasmine, or the actress in the show, is brown.) Oh actually 3 differences I guess... I'm not rich & I don't have my own balcony in my room. My father is trying to marry me off though. & I have dated lots of princes but can't find the right one. & I do want to date a sexy street rat right now... just like Jasmine. I would love any boy that takes me on a magic carpet ride. wink wink. Oh you have a sweet motorcycle? Oh you have the type of Jeep that I have always wanted? Oh you want to take me for a spin? Alright. Sold. If you sing "A Whole New World" to me while we drive I'll give you bonus points. Jasmine just wants her father to leave her alone & stop trying to set her up with singles ward "princes." & by Jasmine, I mean me. Like maybe I want to move away & live like a hobo in California? Jasmine wanted to run away & live like a street rat... then she met Aladdin. (THE LOVE OF HER LIFE) So?? does that mean I must run away in order to find my soulmate? Eh. Who knows. Maybe I just need to start wearing cuter clothes when I'm wandering about the palace. (AKA maybe I should wash my car everyday in the front lawn) I don't even know. All I know is that I want a man who can support my "princess" lifestyle & still be a sweetheart & not crack under the pressure of my power hungry habits. Like, ok boys, I wear the Genie pants in this relationship. But sometimes I'll let you... if you're a good boy. & if I agree with what you say/decide. But! I will love you with my whole heart & devote my time & effort to our relationship always. That's one thing that you can always count on Princess Saigers for. SIDE NOTE: I think Princess Jasmine & I would get along so well. I dunno. If she was real we would probably follow each other on twitter & stuff. & maybe even favorite each others' tweets about our fathers trying to hook us up with people. we both like tan, handsome, ripped men. we both have pet tigers. & we both look good in the color blue. practically the same person.

Keep up with those darn Kardashians!!

Bad Luck brian. hahahaa except I like Rob.

Alright folks. Here's a little story about my cousin ColtyCAT. He thinks he is thee one & only Scott Disick. Like he's convinced that he is Scott's doppleganger. hahaha & it's the funniest thing!!! He tweets Kourtney all of the time acting like they are BFF's & it's NBD. hahaha ANYWAY... Scott (colton), myself, the cats (sierra & diddy), and the mouse (meggiemouse) went to the DASH store in Cali this past weekend. There were only a certain amount of people allowed into the store at a time. So we stood in line for about half an hour in the death-defying heat. (p.s. I was in a sweater. & I'm not sure why) but was it worth it? YES. well, it wasn't worth it if you ask dids. but in our opinion, we were in emoji heart eyes world. we even bought things! (just so that we could look rad coming out of the store) The mouse & I bought 13$ DASH keychains because we are so broke & we just HAD to buy something.. why not buy the cheapest thing in the store? It was either that or a six dollar jewel dash pencil. we figured the keychain might last longer. SierraCAT bought a dash T-shirt for 60 bucks hahaha but I guess that's cool. & Colty (scott disick... I mean, LORD disick) bought a DASH water. hahahahaha yeah dawg. a DASH WATER BOTTLE. it wasn't even cool. I figured maybe it would be glass like the VOSS water but it was plastic. hahaha & he was all pumped about it so he was trying to keep it safe but then he threw it away at a pizza place on accident. hahaha funniest thing ever. he drove back to look for it but couldn't find it. The best part about the whole "DASH day" was that we went to the old dash the first time. We drove clear through this windy canyon to find out that it was actually closed & the store had moved. So rather than giving up, we drove to the other one hahaha & that's when we had to stand in line. But hey, it was great & worth it. We kept joking to everyone in line that one of the Kardashians was in the store & we would all get to see her! haha it was so funny. Ok I'm done. do YOU keep up with the Kardashians?

For my friend, Brian

Dear Brian,

I want you to know, since I never had the chance to tell you, that you were like a big brother to me. One of the many valiant young men who influenced my life. I remember being so happy to be able to drive around & "hang out" with the older kids when you guys needed a ride from my sister :) haha To be able to be in the car with you, Derek, Jeremy, Carlisle, Kyle, and the gang was always so much fun. You boys were crazy! I loved being able to look up to you, Hayden Callaway, Brian Mecham, Wyatt & Austin Ercanbrack and all of the boys. In church it meant the world to me when you guys would be nice to me and treat me like a little sister. You were always so much fun. Such a loving, kind, light-hearted kid. My family loves you so much. I remember when I was younger my cousin Sierra & I would "jump" on my tramp and watch you mow the lawn with your shirt off! hahaha Looking back now I realize you knew we were spying on you... but back then we thought you had no idea! We would always go with Kaci to one man band diner so that we could see you and talk to you and Kyle. You started "Fuzzy Fridays" when you would "fuzz" everyone's hair up at school and on the bus hahaha. You taught me how to eat my cheese fries the RIGHT way. you gotta take the fries and paper OUT of the basket and lay them on the table before you eat them. You always made us laugh. Your smile could light up an entire room. I'm so glad that you got to serve a mission. I was so proud of you when you went. When you got back all you could talk about was going back to Georgia. They must of just loved you there! You are and always have been a missionary to me and my family. You influenced the lives of so many of your friends. I couldn't help but burst into tears as I was watching the video on the last blog update about your health. The page views are growing by the second. So many people love you and were touched by your sweet spirit. Heavenly Father loves you and welcomes your presence in Heaven.  You are loved by all Brian Kelley. We are all heart-broken, but I know that God must need you up in Heaven right now. I'm sad that we never had the chance to see each other again after you got home from your mission, and I hope to see you again someday. I'll be praying and fasting for your family/friends. Love you Brian. Rest in Peace my sweet friend.

Love, Saige

My dad's sign

Corgis will one day rule the world.

My brother Levi, (jedi), loves corgis. he used to think it was pronounced sore-gee's, but of course it's pronounced core-g-E 's. He receives great joy from looking at pictures of corgis and he hopes to one day be the proud parent of his very own. but if that doesn't work, he plans on finding a crazy woman that lives with at least 12 of them and marrying her. corgis for life. here's some pictures of corgis. enjoy. OH & look up "corgi belly flop" on youtube right after this. you won't regret it. P.S. how do you like jedi's koolaid man shirt? hahahhaa

DEAR BOYS...

I think that sums up my blog post for today. have a good week everyone!

57 in Mormon Girl Years

oh hey guyzz. It's my birthday today. I have decided that I enjoy the 4th of July better than the 6th of July because my family/friends like to actually party on 'Merica's birthday rather than my own. & Merica is a much bigger deal than I am. so yeah, I love the 4th of JULY. my birthday is just a day. Do I feel like an old woman? sure. 20 years old is SOO old..... pause, not. half of my friends are married & filling their wombs, but I'm just living the dream. If of course the dream is to be living with your parents, have 2 years at snow college under your belt, working for 8.25 an hour, having no friends, and being single. but hey, I can't complain, because I live in 'Merica. Rather than getting to hang out with my friends today (since they all live in provo together having fun without me), I'm going to sit on FB and comment back to every happy birthday post I get. Then maybe people will like me more! My sister did get me a barbie cake that we cut this morning. I didn't eat any, but I did post a picture of it on instagram and got lots of "hearts". success. my family may be out boating without me on my birthday, but that doesn't mean they don't love me... right? I'm going to go take a shower now. happy birthday to me. & thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. you are all gold stars in my head right now. :)