Keep up with those darn Kardashians!!

Bad Luck brian. hahahaa except I like Rob.

Alright folks. Here's a little story about my cousin ColtyCAT. He thinks he is thee one & only Scott Disick. Like he's convinced that he is Scott's doppleganger. hahaha & it's the funniest thing!!! He tweets Kourtney all of the time acting like they are BFF's & it's NBD. hahaha ANYWAY... Scott (colton), myself, the cats (sierra & diddy), and the mouse (meggiemouse) went to the DASH store in Cali this past weekend. There were only a certain amount of people allowed into the store at a time. So we stood in line for about half an hour in the death-defying heat. (p.s. I was in a sweater. & I'm not sure why) but was it worth it? YES. well, it wasn't worth it if you ask dids. but in our opinion, we were in emoji heart eyes world. we even bought things! (just so that we could look rad coming out of the store) The mouse & I bought 13$ DASH keychains because we are so broke & we just HAD to buy something.. why not buy the cheapest thing in the store? It was either that or a six dollar jewel dash pencil. we figured the keychain might last longer. SierraCAT bought a dash T-shirt for 60 bucks hahaha but I guess that's cool. & Colty (scott disick... I mean, LORD disick) bought a DASH water. hahahahaha yeah dawg. a DASH WATER BOTTLE. it wasn't even cool. I figured maybe it would be glass like the VOSS water but it was plastic. hahaha & he was all pumped about it so he was trying to keep it safe but then he threw it away at a pizza place on accident. hahaha funniest thing ever. he drove back to look for it but couldn't find it. The best part about the whole "DASH day" was that we went to the old dash the first time. We drove clear through this windy canyon to find out that it was actually closed & the store had moved. So rather than giving up, we drove to the other one hahaha & that's when we had to stand in line. But hey, it was great & worth it. We kept joking to everyone in line that one of the Kardashians was in the store & we would all get to see her! haha it was so funny. Ok I'm done. do YOU keep up with the Kardashians?